{"product_id":"dunlop-performance-tire-co-ashtray-rubber-and-glass-asm0445","title":"Dunlop \"Performance Tire Co\" Ashtray - Rubber \u0026 Glass","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003eWe regret to inform you that everyone is stressed out and smoking again. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003e(\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003eWe do not endorse this. We just live here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003eWhich brings us to this: a Dunlop ashtray, branded for \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePerformance Tire Company of Detroit and shaped exactly like a miniature tire — complete with tread, sidewall text, and a glass ash receptacle at its center. It is both wildly practical and aggressively on-theme: if you \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003emust\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003e spiral, at least do it with perfect alignment (sorry, couldn't be helped!)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003eInitially made for showroom counters and dealership desks, these rubber-and-glass ashtrays once sat beside brochures promising \"Smooth Riding Luxury\" and salesmen named Don. Today, they function more like ironic desk sculptures — signaling taste, humor, and the kind of stress management strategy that involves staring into the distance for 7–12 minutes at a time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003eBlack vulcanized rubber. Clear pressed glass insert.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003eSturdy. Charming. A little absurd. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003eKind of like all of us that work at Analog:Shift right now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003eUse it as:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003eAn ashtray (again: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003ewe do not endorse\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003e).\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003eA change dish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003eA paperclip corral.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003eA metaphor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003ePut it on your coffee table, in your office, or on the windowsill you stare out of while wondering where it all went.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003eBecause if we're going down, we're going down \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003estylishly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\"\u003e. Eyes on the road. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dunlop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42068222902359,"sku":"39131728","price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/1255\/files\/ASM0445_0001.jpg?v=1763148821","url":"https:\/\/www.analogshift.com\/products\/dunlop-performance-tire-co-ashtray-rubber-and-glass-asm0445","provider":"Analog:Shift","version":"1.0","type":"link"}